Either way . As sappy as it sounds you are one of the only people I can seriously bare being around , it's easy to talk to you , I never feel like I need to carry a conversation or put in all the work . Talking to you has always been natural , like it's right and that's what I should be doing constantly .

I guess I forgot to say but happy fucking birthday ! ! ! It's so mental that you are so old now , I feel like last week you were just a wee little fella coming out of a test tube [ as if I've even known you long enough to say that . feels like I have ] . Now youve turned into some old fuck , got me feeling like I'm looking at Steve post endgame . Yknow , just red hair instead of white .

Seriously though , I couldn't ask for a better friend and I wish I could do something more special or memorable but sadly we have been nerfed with being on opposite sides of the fucking globe . But , eventually , when we are both able to , and I get the money , you are going to be the first out of the country visit I make and probably the first one in general . Except , I'm not coming back to the U.S.A , I'm going to live under your bed for the rest of my life . Or in it . Wink wink .

I know its repetitive , and this all things I've probably said a million times before but I feel like I can't express enough how much you truly mean to me . You have been there through everything , and unlike anyone else you actually sit there and put up with my bullshit . You have been the one constant I've had for such a long time , and there are not enough words to thank you enough for that .

I love you dearly , more than I have ever loved any other friend , most likely because you are and will forever be the best one I have . I say forever because there is no way you are ever getting rid of me . Even in death I will haunt you and chase you around like a dog chasing a squirrel .